Just kidding right?

I saw an ad in our local paper today that said Medicare would now pay for "eyelid lifts." I am not trying to be mean here but most of the people I know that are on Medicare....well the least of their "droopy" worries is their eyelids. I think that will be a huge mistake because think of this, you fix the droopy eyelids and they are going to be able to see the other droopy, drooping things and be unhappy with that. I say let the eyelids droop! I thought I had seen it all when it comes to stuff they will pay for but apparently not. Sigh....I have some droopiness going on, I wonder if I could get me some Medicare?