I say the dumbest things

The other day I had the kids in town and we were all hungry and I told them that since it was almost suppertime (and I am cheap) I would get them one thing off the $1 menu. Well, they had "Mcribs" for $2 so Jacob asked for one and I said, ok, I would do that. Then I proceeded to let him know how gross, messy and disgusting I thought they were. Of course, they question anyone's tastes buds that eats saurkraut! Anyhow, when I got to the window I said, "may I have more napkins, because I know this mcrib will be really nasty. I mean messy, really messy." The boys thought it was funny and Abigail eventually did but she was sure I did it on purpose but I didn't! Then last night we were talking about Tony and Sara and the new bundle they are getting and Abigail (with a hopeful voice) asked how old she was and I was trying to remember her birthdate and said I thought it was 22. She was like HUH?, I thought she had a kid my age. Anyway, I was like well, she probably wishes she was 22 but she is gonna be ??!